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This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.The driver got out and he was a dwarf.He said, "I'm not happy."I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
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Genre: People

Joke [5] added by webmeister (star) 6 days, 7 hours, 1 minute, 8 seconds ago.

Louis Walsh's cock only goes in One Direction
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Genre: People

Joke [16] added by wantondisregard (star) 3 days, 17 hours, 11 minutes, 35 seconds ago.

I'm Josef Fritzl and no, Windows wasnt my idea.
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Genre: Crime

Joke [1] added by flidiot (star) 6 days, 8 hours, 53 minutes, 30 seconds ago.

What's three feet tall and stands next to cots?

Gary Glitter's boots.
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Genre: Pervy

Joke [2] added by Gfk (star) 6 days, 8 hours, 33 minutes, 32 seconds ago.

Man walk into a doctor's surgery:

Patient: Doctor, Doctor, I grown five dicks.
Doctor: What a load of bollocks!.
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Genre: Animals

Joke [11] added by steve_ancell (star) 5 days, 6 hours, 17 minutes, 21 seconds ago.
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I had a wardrobe malfunction this morning.

The door handle fell off.

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Genre: Anything

Joke [19] added by gfk (star) 12 hours, 55 minutes, 54 seconds ago.

I've just become a member of the N.D.A.

The National Association of Dyslexics

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Genre: Anything

Joke [18] added by flidiot (star) 2 days, 5 hours, 50 minutes, 57 seconds ago.

What's the worst thing about waking up with a used condom stuck up your arse?

Realising One Direction get paid.

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Genre: Animals

Joke [17] added by flidiot (star) 2 days, 11 hours, 7 minutes, 55 seconds ago.

Louis Walsh's cock only goes in One Direction

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Genre: People

Joke [16] added by wantondisregard (star) 3 days, 17 hours, 11 minutes, 35 seconds ago.

A snail is travelling along a footpath when 2 tortoises emerge from the undergrowth and mug him, later the police arrive and start to question the snail. The cop says "Can you describe the attackers, what they looked like, how hey were dressed ?"
The snail, still very distressed says "I..I d See more.

on't remember anything..It just all happened so fast"

Hide this.



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Genre: Animals

Joke [15] added by wantondisregard (star) 4 days, 9 hours, 43 minutes, 36 seconds ago.
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